I met Ian to get some lunch today and the following conversation took place on our way out of the bookstore.
me: what should we eat?
me: we don't have any babies...
ian: we can fix that
me: ...you'll have to make do with eggs.
as we exited the store, some activist guy trying to get donations accosts us,
activist guy: you two look like people who want to help babies
me: no, we want to eat them!
We thought it was pretty funny.