So I think I have an ear infection as mucus has steadily been oozing out my ears all morning. I didn't even know you could do that. What the hell?
I can say gross shit like that since no one reads this.
***and then an update
I then went to the doctor. Turns out my eardrum has a fucking hole in it. Apparently this will heal on its own but my doctor did give me antibiotics. In the meantime, the two monthish long cold marches on.